Shipping
From Spain to the world and straight to your heart.
Peninsular Spain
In Spain (and Portugal) We are fast, REALLY FAST... It may be thanks to the magnificent AVE or our amazing motorways, but we are like Vin Diesel (when he was thinner and more muscular), so we will send your Vipers to you within 48 hours (approximately).
Pay attention to the conditions:
If you are a MALE IBERIAN or FEMALE IBERIAN: Free shipping on orders over €69,69! Orders under €69,69 will incur a shipping cost of €5.
Other territories
BALEARIC ISLANDS
Si THE ISLAND you live on is filled with German tourists and you like the JALEO: You have the same conditions as the peninsulars (crazy!).
CANARY ISLANDS
Si en THE ISLAND you live on sounds familiar to you, the word GUAGUA for buses (seriously, what the fuck?):
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Orders less than €99,69 = €39,69
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Orders from €99,69 to €199,69 = €29,69
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Orders over €199,69 = FREE
Orders take between 2 and 5 working days. Don't complain, you're travelling cheaply and you have 25 degrees all year round.
ANDORRA
You will pay €10 for shipping, taxes included (taxes? what is that?)
Orders over €169,69 = FREE
EUROPE
Free shipping for orders from €169,69!
Otherwise, your shipping cost is €6,90.
Disapointed? Go to Palma de Mallorca and buy from there.
FINLAND AND SWEDEN
Free shipping for orders from €169,69!
Otherwise, your shipping cost is €10.
Disapointed? Take it or we are taking back Fuengirola.